Almost criminal.

Almost Criminal is a streetwear house out of Vancouver, built in the half-second before permission — the moment you already know what you're going to do.

We don't do borrowed rebellion and we don't do costume. We make quiet objects with loud consequences: heavyweight hoodies and tees with dangerous restraint, cut correctly, printed the moment you order them. No warehouses of dead stock. No landfill runs. Every piece exists because somebody chose it.

The house code

• 01 — Wear the evidence. If you bought it, own it. Loudly or quietly, but own it.
• 02 — Leave no explanation. Good taste doesn't justify itself.
• 03 — Protect your taste. Trends are alibis. We deal in convictions.

Made on demand

Each garment is produced after your order comes in, then shipped worldwide with tracking. It takes a few days longer than fast fashion — that's the point.

Good Taste, Bad Influence.